Quoted by real FCMers during an online conference about Media Process Production:
*Names are fictionalised to protect the identities of the peeps*

Si Anu : man i wish we had ichat video conferencing!!
XXX : no webcam
Si Anu : no need. just draw yourself and animate it

Si Anu : lolita lover
XXX : where got
Si Anu : you like undergaed young girls with c cup breats
XXX : dun simply say
Thin Egg Monster : ye la like auntry only..
XXX : ruin my imaghe only

Tan Tak Guna : wake from own confusion?
Tan Tak Guna: oi
Tan Tak Guna: 30 mins more
Tan Tak Guna: i gotta continue tenkai's dark realm wei

Si Anu: yeah maybe shes just emo..she sang this becos the girls toilet was full
Si Anu: and she wanted to pang sai

Si Anu : roflmao
Si Anu : zomG
Si Anu : RoXXorxz
Hahaha : ZOMG!!
Thin Egg Monster : ORGASMO!!!

Si Anu : haha
Si Anu : hmm might have aneed to make sounds oso..
Si Anu : we see how lah
Si Anu : haha
Si Anu : bunyi 'kentut

" i tot a cup baru small? "

" HH is the BIGGEST "

"then we should all make a song when we cant pang sai"

And remember, when doing video clips, NO WAKING UP FROM BED, WALKING, RUNNING, (OR ANY SORT OF TRANSPORTATION TO VARY FROM RUNNING AND WALKING), ROWING BOATS (Lesly!!!), OR DEFACATING. Gawwddd.

Bright yellow, longish in shape, sticking out prominently, just begging to be pulled out in the Fiction section of Borders.

And I think I've finally found my favourite (humor) author!

I'M OVER THE MOON ON A COW!!!

He's spastic, original, ridiculously funny.
Sigh, what a refreshing book.

Highly recommended by me!
SMALLY THE MOUSE:SMALLY'S PARTY by DAREN KING.