The irony of it all.
It's like being crowned the king of a poor, diseased country.
Like striking the number, but not the money in a lottery.
And in today's case, all dressed up and ready to go to develop the photos, and it started to pour rain.

Anway, for today's menu, it's:

HOW NOT TO DESIGN YOUR Y! AVATAR.

3. Don't think that designing your avatar topless and with bathing shorts is funny, because people might not appreciate this queer sense of humour and will proceed to think that you are retarded.

2. For goodness sake, a farm background and winter clothes will only reveal how rotten your fashion taste is. Leave the background white, or better still, don't design your own avatar at all bwahahhahahaha...

1. For males especially: bright blue blinking eyes, brown skin and brown hair do not match! It makes your avatar look silly and gay, even more if he's smiling open-mouthed.

Anyway, I hope I didn't offend anyone. (And if I did, it's probably only because he/she has already broken the 3 Golden Avatar Rules), gahhaha.
Any more tips to add? :)